i want a guard deer instead of a guard dog
Oh god. I actually only learned that deer even did this like three months ago and it freaks the shit out of me.
(Source: doubledeth)
Call me weird, but I’ve always wondered what kind of sensation it is for a buck sloughing its velvet.
benson—dingus:
Santa tried to put it in my hole so I gutted the fat fuck.
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